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It’s almost as if Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are a Faygo-soaked Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, powerless to effect the drama in the world around them, forced to carry out actions that were predetermined without their consent or approval. Forced to content themselves with being psychopathic pawns on a chessboard they can barely see.

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Despite a broad array of well-executed high quality music, Krista had been meandering in SoundCloud purgatory at some 30 meager followers for months. She knew it was time to take her career to the next level. She had two options: make better music and work earnestly towards developing a genuine, invested fan base, or use her innocent farm girl persona and obscenely edited selfies to reel in unsuspecting men on Tinder, and direct their thirst to her musical projects for personal advancement. Like any forward-thinking entrepreneur, she chose the latter.

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